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MOMMY HELP ME
I am in wal-mart and my older daughter needed to use the bathroom. Not a problem. I take her in the potty i shut the stall door behind her and wait for her for a while....she is doin' #2. There are about 4 others by me standing at the sinks. She comes out finally, and shows me her hand and says "mommy I need help" I watched everyone in the bathroom stop what they were doing and leave. She had it ALL over her hands and a lot of it.
I know what had happend. she had a pocketfull of chocolate raisens which the neighbor gave her b4 we left. While she was sitting on the potty for a while she was enjoying her raisens with her very warm hands.
I can proudly say my 4yr. old cleared a public bathroom.
TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBER
10
FOR SALE
All my junk has to go! Even my prized Wonder Woman chia pet.
Everything is 1/2 off for the first 50 people! Lots of vintage super hero's,
authentic spiderman cell phone, Lost episodes of Alf, Queen of England
coloring book, and so much more.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
National News
Toilet Paper Theft
Early Monday morning, a woman walked into a small restaraunt in Sheboyagan, WI but instead of ordering a meal like the usual guests, walked straight into the women's bathroom and ran back out with an armful of toilet paper. The waitress working there that day tried to stop the woman from leaving the restaurant, but was not successful. Witnesses identified the woman as Karen B., a resident of Sheboyagan, WI. Police are still looking for Karen for further questioning. Later in the day, a few local trees were covered in toilet paper. They suspect that these two crimes may be related.
Free to Nearly Free Things to do With Your Family
If your parks or beaches have volleyball nets you can organize a game with your family.
Have kid invite a group of friends over for a couple of hours of outdoor relay games. Adult in charge should limit # of friends to what they can handle. A bag of candy and small toys ment for pinata's are less than $4 here and make great prize material. Bigger kid prizes, Notebooks, cute pens, the deed to your house, nail polish, cool finding from thrift shop, or even your house. You have stuff to get rid of and don't have time for yard sale and your things may appeal to kids.....great prizes!
Make invitations and invite family over for a nice dinner just cause you love 'em or just for a movie night. If you plan something for your family, even if it is just those you live with and plan something simple that you basicly do every day and send an invite, it seems to mean more.
Your making dinner or lunch everyday. Make it a family thing. Build your own casserol dish and make it a historical recipie to be passes on to generations. Each member can toss in their own ingredient. Pizza is a good building dish but is quite expencive. Build your own hogies.
Take a walk with your family or your kid and their friends and get to know who the kid is hanging out with.
Just you and me bike rides.
Exploring nature is fun for adults as well as kids.
Picture fun...every one has camera or share one and have contest on who can take best picture 1 out of 3. Nature pics, catch mom in a picture perfect moment, ect. Losers clean stuff, treat you like the King/queen you are, make you breakfast in bed, give you title to the title to their/now your new car, ect.
board games, card games
Visit the free zoo if you have one......Madison Wis. has a FREE zoo.
When my son was 8 him and I had a YOU & ME party in his room. We listened to music, talked about friends, got silly, gorged on soda and pizza. We palyed cards, board games, cars, had a lemon and salt sucking contest. If you show your bitter face you are a loser. Winner gets to wrie in marker in big letters on your forehead "LOSER" "I'M A LEMON", ect.
THANKS FOR VISITING
Spanky Bunkmier
Frisky!
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So a few days ago the girls and I walked to Grandpa's 1/4 of a mile from our house.
Well, when we got there this 5 yr. old girl with her pup lab about 7ft away wanted to play with my girls and my girls wanted to play with her. She stood with her pup waving to the girls. Brit asked to play with her. I told her I did not want to cause her dog might bite or knock her over. Labs in general are rambunctious. She protested and disagreed as she usually does because she is stuburn and won't believe your truth because she believes SHE IS RIGHT. I did not want to personally go over there and supervise because i was visiting with dad. I told her that the dog eats kids for lunch. She said she did not want to play with the dog just the girl. I told her the girl also eats kids for lunch and has very sharp teeh and neither one of them had lunch yet and are very hungry. She agreed. She left it alone for about 10min. till the girl asked to play again. I observed the girl with her dog and accually she kept the dog under good control so I let the girls go over to the girl and play with her in the park about 7ft. away in my sight as I was still able to visit with dad. When she got over there I heard her ask the girl if she was gonna eat her with her sharp teeth. Of course the girl said no. So they played on the swings and still somewhat unsure Brit noticed the girls mother approaching her daughter to take the dog so she could play. Brit asked the girls mom if her kid had sharp teeth and if she was gonna eat her. Of course the mother said no, and said that she is a very nice girl. Then Brit looked over my way and yelled "HEY MOM SHE DON"T HAVE SHARP TEETH AND SHE NOT GONNA EAT ME" I
covered my tracks and shouted that she was silly.
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I have been asked by several people to revieal my source for the lucky number of the day. Just be warned that reviealing my reliable source could result in the lucky number not being lucky. My mid-school aged son is my very realiable source and he will not revieal how he gets the very lucky number.
So I changed my soroundings a little yesterday by adding my most favorite flowers to the background. I feel a little better, but now I would like to change the layout..I think (ow).
Ok so check this out my aunt got herself a mutt and asked me to help her come up with a name. I ponder this for quite some time and also put the name in a sentence to see if it sounds good as we all have done. Well, I tell her I got a name for her mutt. Mypenis. Yea that is the name I came up with. It sounds good..... I like to play with Mypenis or try this one, Come in here, you got to see Mypenis. Well, my aunt said she was gonna probably go with something else. DARN! I gotta git me a dog now. Can't let a good name go ta waste
Here are today's strange facts that I thought was important for people to know 
FACT #1) In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
FACT #2) Slugs have 4 noses!
LOTTO:
PICK 3
Friday, May 5, 2006
Winning Numbers
0 - 6 - 4
TODAY'S VERY LUCKY NUMBER IS 7
WOW, I am feeling kinda frisky! I live in and neighborhood where people are not very creative and my locals ask for news and I come up empty handed because we live in a boring area...less you are my neighbor. Tuesday's I will slip on nothing but my tin foil shoes and my wonder woman wrist band and jog the neighborhood bike trail. I always end up with bruised eyes that's why I only jog once a week. Weird how the only time the trail is alway busy (mostly guys) on Tuesday's, I just might start jogging on Thursday's.
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FREE Stuff!
So, things around here are in working order and here are 2 FREE things I have for your troubles. They are nothing extravagant. They do require you to fill out a form with your address so it can be shipped to you Free of course. 100% FREE no S&H fees! No surveys! Just your address is requested. They are for limmited time only so hurry while supplies last. If you are not able to recieve anything for whatever reason I appologize but that is out of my hands.
Sunblock
www.omagazine.info/neutrtrogena/form.asp
1 Bottle of Water
www.boosterwater.com/free.htm
If there seems to be something wrong with links I will E~mail direct!
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It is the weekend! Yippie! NOT! I'm going to crawl in a hole and hope i'm not found. I wanna SLEEEEEEEEP!
I will post more L8er as I am drawing a blank right now. There is alot of space up there...I never realized
~*~ Spanky Bunkmier ~*~
weather, recipes, lotto
1/4 cup vinegar
2 tbs dry mustard
3 tbs brown sugar
4 tbs chili sauce
8 pork chops
2. Pour over seasoned chops in glass baking dish, cover and bake at 400F degrees for 1-1/2 hours, uncovering last 30 minutes.
3. Water may be added to make gravy.
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
Salt and pepper
1/2 can (10 1/2-ounce) condensed cream of mushroom soup
1/2 cup water
1 teaspoon lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed
Hot cooked rice (optional)
- In a large skillet heat oil over medium-high heat. Sprinkle chops with salt and pepper. Brown chops on each side in hot oil; remove chops from pan.
- Stir in mushroom soup, water, lemon juice and dill weed; bring to boiling and return chops to skillet. Cover tightly; cook over low heat for 5 to 6 minutes or until chops are just done.
- Serve chops with sauce and with hot rice, if desired.
Serves 4.
Nutrition Facts:
Calories 203 calories
Protein 24 grams
Fat 9 grams
Sodium 346 milligrams
Cholesterol 72 milligrams
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RED VELVET CAKE
INGREDIENTS:
- 1 box white cake mix (2-layer size)
- 1 box (4-serving size) instant vanilla instant pudding
- 4 eggs
- 1 cup milk
- 1/2 cup vegetable oil
- 2 ounces red food coloring
- Cream Cheese Frosting, recipe follows
PREPARATION:
Mix the above ingredients for 4 minutes on medium speed. Grease and flour 3 cakes pans. Bake at 350° for 20 - 25 minutes or until done.Cool cake.
- 1 stick (4 ounces) butter 8 ounces cream cheese 1 tablespoon vanilla 1 box (16 ounces) powdered sugar
Cream 1 stick butter, 8 oz. cream cheese. Add 1 tablespoon vanilla, 1 box powdered sugar (16 ounces). Cream until smooth. Frost layers.
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Frozen vegies and garden fresh vegies taste much better than can vegies. Try adding seasoned salt, pepper, butter, and cheese to your vegies. Mashed tators are great with ranch dressing rather than butter. You can also add powder cheese or cheese from a jar or melted cheese to your tators as well. I have also added a season packet called "Three cheese chicken" and a little of parsley, for color to mashed tators.
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THE WEATHER FOR PLATTEVILL, WI AREA
Today Cloudy 38°-50° | Tomorrow Sunny 43°-67° | Sunday Mostly Sunny 48°-72° | Monday Partly Cloudy 53°-71° | Tuesday Scattered T-Storms 54°-72° | Wednesday Showers 48°-67° | Thursday Showers 46°-58° |
PICK 3
Thursday, May 4, 2006
Winning Numbers
6 - 5 - 4
Todays Lucky Number 5
Random Thingzzz
What ever you do......don't do it!
Well I did say that the next post would be recipes but all my notes for the recipe blog were deleted so I have to start it over, but don't frown the recipes will be posted in a future blog.....gimmie a couple a days ta git my notes together. Sorry for any troubles this may have caused n e 1.
Please don't anyone call me today. I don't have call waiting and I am waiting for an important call. They are spose to be calling me to tell me I have won the "Internet Lottery" Lord knows I have logged in enough hours in the 4yrs. I have been online and filled out countless forms for "this shit is no good and a hoax anyway but fill out this form so we can send you and your friends and non-friends wast of time e~mails". I HOPE THEY CALL ME TODAY! I'M SO EXCITED!
Ok, normally I am not weak stomached when it comes to cleaning out the cat box, but today was diferent. Once in a great while one of the cats will poo on the floor next to the shit box since I neglected to clean out the box fast enough. Well, today there was shit next to the box on the floor. No problem I will clean up the poo. Now is the time where I mention that b4 I even knew there was poo poo on the floor I was enjoying a bowl of my favorite ice cream.....chocolate with brownie pieces mmm. 30min. L8er I'm in the bathroom cleaning up the poo I discovered WORMS in the poo and then it happens, I barf in the toilet and of course my barf was chunky choloate and then I barfed a couple more times since my barf resembled chunky poo. I feel much better now and will treat my felines for worms of ALL kinds ASAP.
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Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm..............
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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Anyone interested in a set of Encylopedia Britanica? My neighbor Ted recently got married and don't need them any more since his wife knows EVERYTHING.
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Thanks for visiting,
Spanky Bunkmier
Hide! The White Coats Are Comming!
I have been having problems with my car and could not find what I needed in the local auto shops. After months of searching I finally found what I needed in Tennesse while I was vacationing. I found this store "Retail for Dummies" and bought the Blinker Fluid I been searchin' for. After my purchase I noticed I had enough to get a Muffler Bearings. This store has everything I need for anything. I Love It!!
Well like most of my neighbors I don't have time to care for my lawn. I got this letter from a local lawn service and figured I would give it a shot...........
Lawn Service
Dear Friend:
This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season will soon be upon us. This is a Fertilize Your Lawn Club and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on their front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed.
Remove the name at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom, then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any cash or checks, but within one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,915 people shitting on your front lawn.Your reward will come later on this summer season when you have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowels
29 Bedpan Court
Mrs. Julie Crapp
236 Hershey Squirts Lane
Mr. Harry Butt
1422 Enema Drive
Mr. Smelly B. Hind
276 Diarrhea Way
Mrs. G. Howie Farts
69 Rectum Road
Mr. Bigger Movements
724 Runny Loose Lane
P.S. If you are constipated, please pass this along to your neighbor. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! One man didn't give a shit and lost his entire lawn.
IN THE NEWS
MAN SUES VET FOR OVER-CHARGING
A man brings his hamster to the vet's office and lays the hamster on the
examining room table. The vet looks at the hamster and says: "I'm sorry sir,
your hamster is dead."
Not at all happy with the vet's diagnosis, the man demands, "I want a second
opinion!"
The vet whistles and in comes a Labrador Retriever. The lab sniffs the
hamster for a minute, looks up, and shakes it's head. "The lab says your
hamster is dead." replies the vet.
"I want a third opinion!" The man demands. So the vet opens the back door
and in bounds a cat, who jumps on the table. The cat looks the hamster up
and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. The vet
responds: "Your hamster is definitely dead, sir."
"All right what do I owe you?" The man asks, finally satisfied with the
diagnosis.
"That will be $650, please." The vet replies.
"WHAT?? $650 just to tell me my hamster's dead????"
"Well sir, it would have only cost you 50 dollars for my diagnosis. However
the other $600 was because you insisted on having the cat scan and the lab
test."
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From the Churchdown Parish Magazine:
"Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
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Man Delivers Pizzas, Corpses In Same Vehicle
A pizza deliveryman stopped by police told officers that he was delivering pizzas in the same station wagon he used to ferry bodies for a mortuary transport service.
Feasterville, PA -- Police said 24-year-old William Bethel Jr. was stopped last Friday in suburban Philadelphia driving a station wagon with an expired inspection certificate. While checking the vehicle, police noticed a stretcher in the rear and asked what purpose it served.
Police said Bethel told them that although he was delivering pizzas for a major pizza chain, he also "transports deceased bodies in the same vehicle." The car was impounded and Bethel was cited for driving with a suspended or revoked license and without a certificate of inspection.
Bethel said it was the first time the vehicle had been used for both purposes. He said he had been called to fill in at the restaurant, and because his car was in the shop, he had taken the wagon. The car owner said he was fired and the restaurant manager said he resigned.
County and state health officials said there is no law against delivering a body and food in the same vehicle.
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Woman Killed By Her Car At Cemetery
Her car ran over her as she was going to visit her husband's grave.
New York, NY -- A 76-year-old woman who drove to a cemetery to visit her husband's grave has been killed by her own car.
The woman inadvertently left the car running and in gear when she stopped at the Maple Grove Cemetery in Queens Sunday afternoon, police said.
She was about 50-feet from her husband's grave when the car mowed her down. She died at the scene.
Police say no criminality is suspected.
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MMMMMM FINGER FOOD
Man Finds Finger in Burger
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. (AP) -- A restaurant in Bloomington, Indiana says it's "very, very sorry" that one of its patrons found a piece of a finger garnishing his burger.
A spokeswoman for TGI-Friday's says a kitchen manager accidentally cut his finger just before the meal was served, and no one noticed that a piece of flesh was missing until he got to the
hospital.
Spokeswoman Amy Freshwater says the restaurant knows "the seriousness of this incident" and it's contacted the customer.
Police say they also heard from the diner, but an officer told him it's not a criminal offense.
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WI Woman Pleads Not Guilty To Drugging Baby
(AP) LA CROSSE A 43-year-old woman has pleaded not guilty to charges that she repeatedly laced her 5-week-old daughter's formula with a sleeping medication.
Kimberly Barnett of Prairie du Chien initially denied doing anything to her daughter when La Crosse police told her the baby had tested positive for a class of drugs called benzodiazepines, according to the criminal complaint.
Later, she gave police a syringe and a container of capsules used to treat insomnia, telling officials she mixed them with baby formula and gave her daughter the mixture twice a day, the complaint said.
She started to cry and said, "I didn't think it would hurt her," but then she began speaking in a different tone of voice and identified herself by two other names, police said.
Barnett addressed the La Crosse County Circuit Court by telephone Friday as she waived her preliminary hearing. She faces felony charges of intentional physical abuse of a child by a caretaker and of manufacture or delivery of a drug.
She remained silent as a not-guilty plea was entered on her behalf.
The baby was admitted to Franciscan Skemp Medical Center in La Crosse on Jan. 9th for dehydration, diarrhea and chronic sleepiness, the complaint said.
The baby was active on the evening of Jan. 10th but slept for 19 hours uninterrupted after Barnett administered a 2 a.m. feeding, a nurse told La Crosse police.
Barnett was released on a signature bond and the infant placed in foster care.
A status conference is scheduled on May 16th at 9 a.m.
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WELL, today I was searching for secrets about the make-up we americans use to attempt to make us beautiful
including men, YES I said men....who know who you are. So anyway, as I was doing my search the Tyra Banks Show comes on and the topic is MAKE-UP.
The Tyra site does not go into much detail like the show did so I will make it simple. Your make up is alive! I saw the show and the lab tests showed ecoli and other live bacteria in our makeup especially our old make-up and the applicators we use to put on our make-up.
I rearely use make-up because I was born georgious!
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OBITUARIES:
My son has recently lost his Grandpa Mish, age 63 on Saturday Apr. 18, 2006. My sympathies to you Jon, I love you very much
!My brother Mickey Jr. is greiving the loss of his hissing cockroach and blames me for the death. As much as I think a pet roach is a bad and nasty idea I did not intentionally kill it and I will say that in court. I simply gave him some info on getting rid of the mites on his cockroach. This info I recieved from many online sources. He tried the procedure and the hissing cockroaches death followed. Death occured last night. I'd say I'm sorry it died but seriously.....IT IS A NASTY COCKROACH! This is a TRUE story
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NOW FOR THE WEATHER
| Today Cloudy 48°-60° | Tomorrow Mostly Sunny 56°-75° | Wednesday Scattered T-Storms 48°-72° | Thursday Partly Cloudy 47°-68° | Friday Partly Cloudy 40°-57° | Saturday Partly Cloudy 43°-62° | Sunday Few Showers 49°-66° |
| Tonight Showers | Tomorrow Night Partly Cloudy | Wednesday Night Partly Cloudy | Thursday Night Partly Cloudy | Friday Night Showers | Saturday Night Partly Cloudy | Sunday Night Partly Cloudy |
TODAYS SOAPS
All My Children.........I am sick of the beating around the bush.......Just say it "Josh, I am your mother"
Are they gonna talk about Kendals pregnancy till the bastard pops out?
I hate hearing JR and Babe trying to convince each other they love one another...I have heard it 101 times!
One Life to Live.......Enough of the Tess Jess alreaddy! I'd Like to see Tess take over for good. The show could use a new road.
Margret is alive people! Spencer is a SNAKE! There it's that simple!
Page needs to get a grip and quit whinning!
General Hospital.......Finally, some real drama!
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CURRENT LOTTERY #'S
Power Ball
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Winning Numbers
19 - 30 - 35 - 40 - 41 - PB - 14
Megabucks
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Winning Numbers
11 - 18 - 32 - 39 - 46 - 49
Supercash
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Winning Numbers
4 - 15 - 17 - 23 - 29 - 37 -Doubler N
Badger 5
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Winning Numbers
11 - 16 - 26 - 28 - 31
Pick 3
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Winning Numbers
1 - 3 - 8
Pick 4
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Winning Numbers
6 - 7 - 4 - 0
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TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBER IS 6
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Is there something not here and you wanna see it here, leave a comment and I will see what I can do for you. Wanna sell something? I will post it for you.
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NEXT ISSUE OF SPANKY BUNKMIER
Recipes
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Spanky Bunkmier
NOTE: News will be posted a few times a week. The news search is an all day event and the evil monkey in my closet is feeling neglegted.
Does n e 1 else experience soreness on their turd cutter after a really runny and lengthy movement?
NOTE: LINKS ON SIDE BAR HAVE NOT BEEN ADDED YET
So Random 4-27-06
Well what a day, let me tell you. The evil monkey in my closet, who goes by the name,Tubby, finally, after weeks of negeotiating, gave back my authentic wonder woman action figure. Tubby is one mean monkey who enjoy's rectal thermometers. I can sleep now, my authentic wonder woman action figure will protect me from the clowns who try to eat me. My best friend, Jo Jo the indian circus boy, discovered immortal frogs. Yeah immortal frogs. By removing their vocal chords they can't croak. I have recently stumbled upon a discovery myself. I have been studing cat behavior for a lengthy time now and found that they will walk in a straight line unless they have a good reason to change direction. Really quite a find I must say.
IN THE NEWS
Oak Park Community of Platteville, Wi. is not undergoing ownership changes. This was stated by Ginny Berg-Owner.
SPRING, Texas - Two White teenagers severely beat and sodomized a 16-year-old Hispanic boy who they believed had tried to kiss a 12-year-old White girl at a party, authorities said. The attackers forced the boy out of the Saturday night house party, beat him and sodomized him with a metal pipe, shouting anti-Hispanic epithets, said sheriff's Lt. John Martin. He was in critical condition Thursday. Harris County prosecutor Mike Trent said the attackers also cut the victim with a knife. They then poured bleach over the boy, apparently to destroy DNA evidence, and left him for dead, authorities said. He was not discovered until Sunday, 12 hours after the attack. The victim, whose name was not released, suffered severe internal injuries, cuts on his chest and head injuries. "It's about 50-50 whether he lives or dies at this point," Trent said. Keith Robert Turner, 17, and David Henry Tuck, 18, were charged with aggravated sexual assault, which carries a maximum sentence of five years to life in prison, investigators said. Prosecutors are considering whether to attach hate-crime charges.
Parma, OH -- The City of Parma has created a unique twist on the popular "Do-Not-Call List." It's the first city in the US to propose a "Do-Not-Knock" registry. Salespeople who come uninvited to a home with the "Do Not Knock" sticker in the window could get a $1,000 fine and up to six months in jail. Mayor Dean DePiero says the idea is to know who's canvassing Parma neighborhoods, and to add a new layer of protection for seniors. "I think it would be a great help to older people to be secure in their own homes," one person said.
Spanky Bunkmier